c'est ce que je suis vraiment: Archive

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When there was that Indian article about Shannon...

bimxxx:

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Me: I love this band 
Annoying bitch: Me too!
Me: Do you have all their albums
Me: Do you know their pets names
Me: Do you know their dick size 
Annoying bitch: N-...
Me: Do you know their favorite color
Me: Do you have their birthdays memorized
Annoying bitch: ...
Me: That's what I thought

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Dear people who don't obsess over tv shows, books,... →

What exactly do you do all day?

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Explaining how a show went:

Everyone else: Oh, it was pretty cool. The band was sick. The crowd was awesome. I really enjoyed it, can't wait to go to another one.

Me: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE I'M SOBBING THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE I GOT BARRIER AND THEY LOOKED IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION TWICE THAT MEANS THEY LOVED ME THAT MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO AGREE TO MARRIAGE IT WAS LIKE GOD HIMSELF LOOKED AT ME I REMEMBER THE WHOLE SETLIST I GOT PICKS I'M SCREAMING I LOVED IT SO MUCH I LOVE LIVE SHOWS AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PLAYED THAT ONE SONG WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THEY PLAYED THAT ONE SONG I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PLAYED IT I SCREAMED WHEN THEY PLAYED THAT ONE SONG AND OH MY GOD I WAS SO CLOSE TO TOUCHING THE LEAD SINGER YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND I'M PRETTY SURE THE GUITARIST SWEAT ON ME HIS SWEET PURE BEAUTIFUL HOLY SWEAT FELL UPON MY UNWORTHY FACE JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER SHOWERING AGAIN FOR I WILL LOSE THAT SWEAT OF AN ANGEL AND THE SMELL OF THE VENUE I LOVE EVERYTHING I'M SCREAMING PRAISE JESUS

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Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself that nobody in this room knows about?
Jared: ...
Shannon: Jared used to suck his thumb when he was little.
Jared: LIES!!!
Shannon: Let me call mom...
Jared: Shannon takes baths with 20 rubber duckies.
Shannon: I got the rubber duckies from his closet.
Jared: I'm telling mom!!!!!!!!!

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If this big announcement from Mars is something...

kingsandqueens26: Can just see Jared like..

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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what

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